Donald Trump in "The BFG" by Roald Dahl - SpaceBattles
Nov 8, 2020 · Let's pretend the book "The BFG" now takes place around 2017-2018 in the US. If the BFG and Sophie from "THE BFG" had tried turning to president Donald Trump for help; the BFG blows a dream into Trump's bedroom about giants eating american schoolchildren, and about a little girl named Sophie...
Galactic Empire (Star Wars Legends) vs Imperium of Man (WH40k) …
Jan 1, 2025 · Thirdly. The majority of the ship production is escorts. BFG tells us a typical forge world builds roughly one cruiser and six escorts a year. And they take much heavier losses. A cruiser can ignore fire that would destroy an escort outright. And delivers the same back. And escorts are easy targets compared to capital ships.
General Jumpchain Thread XIV: Reborn from the Ashes
Sep 1, 2024 · Some fanfics really, really turn up the darkness and suffering in the original series. For example, turning the cartoonish, Roald Dahl-esque neglect and abuse Harry suffered into actual, not played-for-laugh monstrous child abuse. Or having the old Pureblood families keep muggle-born women as slaves or... 'Concubines'.
Doomguy v.s. Quakeguy - SpaceBattles
Apr 23, 2015 · Two classic FPS bad asses fight in a deathmatch! Fight 1 Classic Doomguy vs. Classic Quakeguy: All weapons (except for the BFG 9000) and no powerups Fight 2 Classic Doomguy vs. Classic Quakeguy: All weapons and powerups Fight 3 Classic Doomguy vs. Classic Quakeguy: All weapons from Quake III...
General Jumpchain Thread XIV: Reborn from the Ashes
Sep 1, 2024 · Roald Dahl Jump Robin Hood Rome Rosario + Vampire Roverandom RWBY: Age of Gods RWBY: Ever After Gauntlet RWBY: Grimm RWBY: Kingdoms of Remnant Saint Young Man Sanguinarch Sarte's No Exit SAO Abridged Sense8 Shadow Ops She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel She-Ra Shrek Sid Meier's Pirates! Sidekicks Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Slice of Life …
40k Super Ship Showdown: Cairn Class Tombship vs Gloriana-Class ...
Jan 26, 2019 · And it's a pretty different picture. The thing is though, BFG armada was released in 2003, and was IIRC mostly a complilation of things that had been in the BFG annuals. Necron fluff has been expanded on quite a bit since then. For example, the Orphean war hadn't been written. Hey, speaking of.
General Jumpchain Thread XII RP | Page 3 | SpaceBattles
Feb 11, 2023 · Recent threadmarks As promised… New thread coming: October 31 Quasi-poll: thread length and new threads Whitehall thread for discussing real-life politics and Jumpchain Rules reminders versus pseudo-moderation WTR discussion - on-topic reminder Jumpchain by Genre No Morality Debates…
40k Source and Feats Thread - SpaceBattles
Sep 15, 2012 · Space Hulks turn more slowly but they're not exactly normal ships. Last I checked we didn't have an accurate figure for how long a turn in BFG is though- the only indicator I know of that explicitly states the flank speed of an Imperial warship said something about 0.75C, which always struck me as being rather OTT.
Taylor is DOOMed (Worm very AU) - SpaceBattles
Nov 24, 2019 · Taylor: "BFG-9000, bitch." ZORCH All that's left is two feet, smoking gently from the ankle-stubs.
The Lance of the CIS (A Star Wars Legends/AU SI Fic)
Jun 3, 2022 · IG made a static noise out of frustration as we were flanked by resistance soldiers, luckily we hopped off the speeder as it was torn to fiery shreds by rotary cannon bolts. The leader didn't get another chance as my bodyguard shot him crotch first with his rifle, scratching off one bfg-toting soldier. But we were still being ambushed. "IG!