American flag bunting four-pack: on sale for $18.98 (55% off) Original price: $42.32 Decorate the exterior of your home with classic red, white and blue bunting.

OK, now we're talking. Toss in that Bomb Pop garnish and you've got red, white and blue on red, white and blue. How's it taste? Well, weird if you drink it according to layer, obviously.