Take your average pig sty, trample it into ooze with the feet of dozens of pork-chasers until it’s such a slimy mire that no clean shoe can gain purchase, wreath it in a clammy fog constituted by the greedy breath of zombie opportunists with dead dull cash-staring eyes, and there you have the “reunification” of golf.

Donald Trump met with PGA Tour commissioner Jay Monahan and two of the biggest names in golf, Tiger Woods and Adam Scott, at the White House on Thursday