When spiders hatch in spring ... letters of the alphabet — although you’re not likely to see “Some Pig.” Wandering or hobo spiders are smaller and more likely to retreat when disturbed.

It showed an image of Spider-Ham eating a hot dog, asking: “If Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a radio-active pig, is this really cannibalism?” Mulaney typed back: “No, but I don’t think anyone’s ...