A Long Island school getting mercilessly bombarded with goose poop crafted a unique solution to combat the daily air raids — putting their “celebrity” pooch on the scent. The district of Island Trees ...

I don't read The New Yorker. I don't wear the clothing line. I don't even live there! Even an uncultured pleb like me knows ...

Today's episode promises to be CRAPPIER than ever - because we're talking about The Martian. That's no judgement on the movie ...