Family quotes from famous people 11. “In America, there are two classes of travel—first class and with children.” — Robert Benchley (July 1934) 12.

Like funny obituaries and the funniest tombstones, the famous last words of these witty people show that death doesn’t have to kill a sense of humor.

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LOS ANGELES — Bob Newhart, who fled the tedium of an accounting job to become a master of stammering, deadpan humor as a standup comedian and later as a U.S. television sitcom star, died on ...