Best Funny Math Jokes and Puns for Kids 1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 2. Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It's too cubed. 3.

However, she said jokes about “girl math” could be a humorous reclamation of these stereotypes. Such humor, she says, is a form of natural bonding, and can produce a shared identity.

These 162 funny jokes for kids are for moms, aunts, uncles, grandparents, second cousins twice removed and anyone with a child in their life: Don't let dads have all the fun with dad jokes.