Fortune cookie sayings that are sure to make you laugh. Y ou expect to get wise words of wisdom when you crack open a fortune ...

But that’s the case with all fortunes found in Chinese cookies, no matter what age they’re geared toward. The 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids are no exception.

In compiling our list of the 40 best fortune cookie sayings, we wanted all kinds of messages to be represented: bizarre, promising, sad, mean, inspirational, apocalyptic, creepy, funny and (my ...

1.You ingenuity and imagination will get results. On the back of the slip, learn Chinese (to wait – deng). Lucky number 55, 12, 47,28, 44, 50. If you win I don’t mind sharing : ) 2. Executive ...

Americans crack open so many fortune cookies that it keeps the industry busy coming up with sayings, pi Many years ago, my mother got a fortune cookie that said, "You got the wrong cookie!" ...

Today is National Fortune Cookie Day! Since that is ridiculous in and of itself, we've compiled a list of ridiculous fortune cookie sayings.

1.You ingenuity and imagination will get results. On the back of the slip, learn Chinese (to wait - déng). Lucky number 55, 12, 47,28, 44, 50. If you win I don't mind sharing : ) 2. Executive ...