This meme is not, as these things go, funny. It’s not very funny that a person you’ve invented thinks that your job is equivalent to some other job that is similar, or misunderstands what you do.

Okay. Now listen to me. Here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to go to Mantua and lie low for a while. Eventually, you’re going to hear that Juliet’s dead. No, she’s not ...