Every time I pull up behind a Ford Aerostar with a "#1 Soccer Mom" bumper sticker, I feel like I'm marching in the wake of the Khmer Rouge. That said, I don't feel my thoughts on soccer are radical.

Football isn’t coming home, but that shouldn’t stop a string of soccer anthems from scoring on the U.K. singles chart. By Lars Brandle Football isn’t coming home, but that shouldn’t stop a ...