Andrew Hill, Chief Jokes Writer at Emporium Crackers, said: "The loader the groan, the better the joke.” The Elves Manager at Simply Crackers, Tony Pressendo said: “A good Christmas cracker ...

Which is why it works so well for Mystery Science Theater 3000. Joel: “Guns a-blazing.” Because the one-true Joel and the robots are making fun of a Christmas movie, they can make jokes about ...

One of the experiments will help uncover what your choice of Christmas card ... studies of the science of humour and is keen to test the universal belief that the jokes that crackers contain ...

and “What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? NEIGH-bours!”. Other embarrassing Christmas cracker jokes that make the list include “What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Image source, Science Photo Library Second in the ... that 77% people still take the time to read out cracker jokes at the Christmas table. Other entries to make the top ten included jokes ...

MPs.” “After another year of ups and downs the British public has delivered the laughs, with this year’s modern Christmas cracker jokes covering topics from the rising cost of living to ...

Image source, Science Photo Library Second in the ... that 77% people still take the time to read out cracker jokes at the Christmas table. Other entries to make the top ten included jokes ...