Find a perfect comeback from the roasts below: A great roast burns. It’s a roast and it’s supposed to hurt so if you aren’t inflicting damage, are you doing it right? Worry not, we’ve got ...

It hurts, because I don't have an ass ... but she also emphasized that roasts are not an entirely pleasurable experience to be a part of. "I still think about some of the jokes that have been ...

Not a good side for a quarterback to fumble under center. And the Eagles’ Jalen Hurts would love to forget week 4 and move past it as quickly as possible. A fumble like that in the first down?

She spoke with Terry Gross back in July about roasts, hurt feelings, and just wanting to be liked. Her latest HBO comedy special is Someday You'll Die.

It hurt me,” she said. “It's my least favorite part of the show when I'm at a roast and I see my name come up on the teleprompter. I'm like, ‘Oh, here we go,’ ” Glaser said.