I watch a TikTok where the Rainforest Cafe frog sits on a trailer in a parking lot, dismantled. When I fall asleep, I dream I have adopted the frog. I am trying to convince my roommate we have the ...

Relocating a giant Rainforest Cafe frog is a whole other kettle of Aloha Salmon & Shrimp. So let’s do this, Chicago. Let’s not let our humongous bug-eyed tree frog be lost to the pages of history.