The '90s are calling, and they're telling you to ditch your pool rings for the FUNBOY Pink Retro Phone Float. That's right: A pool float that's shaped as your favorite childhood phone is here, so ...

Across them, a series of fluffy pink clouds float, moving perhaps a bit too fast. They are: and with murderous intent, as they dip low in the sky, and aim straight at a distant human figure and ...

Rainbow Cloud Floating Bar, $39, FUNBOY BigMouth Inc. is another manufacturer with a hand in the pool floaty market.