Best Funny Math Jokes and Puns for Kids 1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 2. Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It's too cubed. 3.

From geometry to trigonometry, there is nothing about math that we like. Neither we do like people who are crazy about math. So here are some funny math quotes that will make you smile or even giggle.