In the sketch, two improbably named artists, Bryce Shivers and Lisa Eversman, visit a stylish Portland boutique to slap generic bird silhouettes on teapots and vintage suitcases and call it art.

Tony Hawks hears from some talkative parrots and the people who choose to live with them (if they can get a word in). Producer: Caroline Barbour First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2003.