Until now, thrill seekers have been forced to either speed down a wet slide or ride upside down through loops on a roller coaster — but never both. Well, it's 2015, and it's about time human ...

If that doesn't sound impressive enough, this sky-high slide will stand a whopping 90 feet tall, and promises riders they will "never [be] flat," so you know this thing is going to be insanely fun.