Either way, here are 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids. Roman Sorkin/Shutterstock.com. 31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29.

The most exciting part about Chinese cuisine for children is the fortune cookie, especially if it contains one of the 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids.Cracking open that cookie and reading ...