In actuality, this translates to vibrant fuchsia velour pyjama sets, American football-style, woven crop tops and one particularly special pink and blue, crystal and disc embellished, mohair knit ...

Cudi - who's worn skinny jeans, crop tops, and dresses onstage - pulled a Red Hot Chili Pepper and wore a Dior sock on his privates for his Esquire spread shot by photographer Norman Jean Roy.