Uh-oh: That's the Digression Alarm Horn, warning us that we have drifted dangerously far from our column topic, which, as you may recall, is the appalling lack of female breakfast-cereal cartoon ...

fat bowl of cereal and watch cartoons." Well guess what gang, so do we. But we're sophisticated adults which means we can afford to make sure we have the right cereal for the occasion. Just in ...