It is the year 2025 and everything is a roguelite now. Even the games of yesteryear are getting randomizers and procedural generation shoehorned in, and Half-Life 2 isn't escaping either.

Even if Half-Life 3 never happens, the first two will always be among the most celebrated and evocative games ever created, so it's hard to feel underserved. Let's just hope they get crank support ...