The hilariously labeled candle is purple in color and purple haze grape scented, and has a burn time of 60 hours, so you can spend lots of time enjoying the reminder of your biological misfortune ...

The sweet grape scent, paired with a hint of aged oak and citrus peel will really hit the spot after a long day trying to find “Turkey & Stuffing” on Ebay. Buy “Sundrenched Vineyard” on ...