Best Funny Math Jokes and Puns for Kids 1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 2. Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It's too cubed. 3.

These clever math jokes for kids and teachers are a calculated comedy. We gathered 50 of the best math jokes to get your giggle on.

Think of him as a pundit of puns. On Wednesday night, as committee members were debating proficiency-based learning and other such phrases, Letourneau said, “Is it fair to say our geometry ...