Everyone loves a cheesy Valentine’s Day card. And oftentimes the sappier and punnier the better. If you find yourself searching for cute one-liners and lighthearted jokes to include in your text ...

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A debut novel’s funny Valentine to love in all its icky absurdity. ... not hand-selling literary fiction but unloading boxes from a delivery palette late at night to the blaring sound of talk radio.