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Birthday greeting cards are the WORST, but what you do write in a blank card? Here are 10 funny birthday quotes that will show a loved one that you GET them.

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Here are a few funny quotes and happy birthday memes about getting older to remind you to keep an open mind, because it’s really not that bad and aging can be quite funny.

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