Duke Nukem maker 3D Realms may have run out of gum following ... but the rough-around-the-edges trailer embedded below introduces you to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo-esque lead.

This week, we travel back to a simpler time, when strippers were sprites, and Duke was still ... on with a harem of blondes and brunettes. Duke Nukem 3D is still gaming's best popcorn shooter ...

Duke Nukem, the alien-stomping ... Even better are the game's brand-new 3D character models, which best the previous sprite-based baddies by a mile. The game's producer told us that each of ...