What’s depressing is that this paper towel EULA isn’t even new. We saw Overholt’s picture via BoingBoing, but a quick search on Twitter reveals sightings of the same legal gobbledygook ...

The Kimberly-Clark “Professional” paper towel dispenser— product name “ ICON Rolled Towel Dispenser” —is a thing of functional beauty. Rare in the paper-towel dispensing machine world, it just works.

UCLA officials recently installed new toilet paper and paper towel dispensers in bathrooms across campus as part of a University of California-wide project to reduce paper towel waste.