Andy Reid's Walrus-like mustache wasn't quite up to the challenge in bitterly cold Kansas City on Saturday night as temperatures fell down to -30 with wind chill at Arrowhead Stadium.

1. A walrus can stay under water for 30 minutes before coming up for air. An Andy Reid can stay under .500 for no more than one week before local sports-radio hosts rip him on the air.

Andy Reid, as we all know, was bitten by a therianthropic walrus one misty evening in the Scottish countryside. All of these elements converging has inspired our own Clay Wendler to create a ...

“It was a bad day to have a bad day,” Andy Reid chuckled, his walrus mustache twitching like a disappointed caterpillar, ...

The coach has the mustache of a walrus; the QB gets his hair cut in a mohawk reminiscent of an exotic bird. A sneaker collection lines Mahomes’ closet, whereas Reid has wall-to-wall Hawaiian shirts.

This is the legacy of Andy Reid in Philadelphia, a coach adored by players and fans, even if he never won the ultimate prize there. Not bad for a “rumpled man with a walrus mustache.” (c)2023 ...

1. A walrus can stay under water for 30 minutes before coming up for air. An Andy Reid can stay under .500 for no more than one week before local sports-radio hosts rip him on the air.

1. A walrus can stay under water for 30 minutes before coming up for air. An Andy Reid can stay under .500 for no more than one week before local sports-radio hosts rip him on the air.

1. A walrus can stay under water for 30 minutes before coming up for air. An Andy Reid can stay under .500 for no more than one week before local sports-radio hosts rip him on the air.